World Stupidity Awards

Com a devida vénia ao Blogue de Esquerda, eis os nomeados para as várias categorias dos World Stupidity Awards. Paris Hilton e George Bush, com três nomeações cada, partem com vantagem, ela porque é loira,ele porque é Bush.

Stupidest Man of the Year:
– US Senator John Kerry
– Former Ukrainian President Leonid Kuchma
– Ann Coulter
– NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association Director Bob Goodenow (Shared)
– US President George Bush

Stupidest Statement of the Year:
– “Can you handle my truth?” – Britney Spears
– “Go Fuck yourself” – Dick Cheney, US Vice President
– “Nooooooooooooo” – Darth Vader, in Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
– “They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we.” – US President George W. Bush
– “That’s hot.” – Paris Hilton

Dumbest Moment of the Year:
– Ashlee Simpson on SNL
– Basketball fight featuring Ron Artest
– Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit
– Tom Cruise on Oprah
– Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody’s head5

Stupidest Movie of the Year:
– Elektra
– Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
– Alexander
– Alien vs Predator
– The Pacifier

Stupidest Woman of the Year:
– Paris Hilton
– Ashlee Simpson
– Branjelina
– The Runaway Bride
– Paula Abdul

Stupidest Trend of the Year:
– Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds
– War
– Crystal Meth
– Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast, hamburgers etc…
– Climate Change

Stupidest TV Show of the Year:
– Britney Spears, Chaotic
– Surreal Life
– The Simple Life
– The Beauty and the Geek
– Dr Phil

Dumbest Government of the Year:
– The Government of Iran
– The Government of the United States of America
– The Government of Canada
– The Government of North Korea
– The United Nations

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet:
– Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea
– US President George Bush
– The Vatican
– The Government of Iran
– Paris Hilton

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance:
– Fox News
– CBS News
– CNN
– Al Jazeera
– Newsweek

Stupidest Award Show of The Year:
– The Oscars
– The Grammys
– The Daytime Emmy Awards
– The Golden Globes
– The World Stupidity Awards

Não há portugueses nesta lista, o que vem provar que o facto de sermos pequeninos e ninguém nos conhecer também tem as suas vantagens…

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